I spent almost 6 months in Jerusalem over several trips on a spiritual quest. Here are the most important things I learned:

1) There are two types of Jews – cool people and assholes

2) There are two types of Christians – cool people and assholes

3) There are two types of Muslims – cool people and assholes

4) No matter where you are or who you’re talking to, it’s essential to always keep your bullshit detector well tuned.